While I'm busy filling my friends page with vaguely useless stuff, I figure why not go hog wild:
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
goteam sent to me...

Twelve sociolinguistics learning
Eleven words reading
Ten comics a-thinking
Nine butchness editing
Eight movies a-cooking
Seven runes a-writing
Six geeks eating
Five dra-a-a-ag queens
Four word puzzles
Three crossword puzzles
Two gay martians
...and an antisexism in a feminist theory.
I laughed out loud, I really did.